Overheard

 

Adele was watching her favorite Charlotte Diamond Dvd, Crunchy Carrots, in the car and singing her favorite song and said, "Mom can I have a Sasquatch?"

Me: "Where would it sleep?"
Adele: "In the car."
Me: "What would it eat?"
Adele: "Mulch"

A totally predictable response given it is one of her major food groups.